Thank goodness I feel much safer now

[Chaos Butterfly]

As seen the Sideswipe column in the paper.

"If you were freaked out by last night's Inside New Zealand documentary, Alien Investigations, and fear for your safety, go to the website that tells how to make and use a thought screen helmet. Wear the helmet as often as you can, especially during times that you are usually abducted. Some people report complete success wearing the helmet at night, others report that the aliens became aware of when they were not wearing the helmet and took them at those times. Caution: Keep the thought screen helmet in the safest possible place when you are not wearing it. In Kentucky one abductee had dental work and could not wear her helmet. She put it in a closet where she thought it was safe, but it was taken. Three other thought screen helmets were taken by aliens when they were not being worn, two in Virginia and one in Brisbane, Australia. Note: If the helmet is hot in summer punch some holes in it, but be careful about the size and number of the holes. Too many holes may limit the shielding capability. (Source: www.stopabductions.com

Hehehe! The aliens can't get me now, I know how to thwart their evil plots.

HAHA Just you try abduct me now I have my official thought screen helmet

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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 10, 2003 06:32 AM: Message edited by: Chaos Butterfly ]</font>

[3peanuts]

Okay, I can leave my bunker now...

*swoosh*

[Branflakes]

I think that now ranks as the weirdest website I have ever seen...

[erisesoteric]

Obvious bunk. I can't believe people go on the internet and deliberately mislead the more vulnerable parts of society like this.

I mean really, no tinfoil in the hat at all! How's the hat going to stop the brainwaves without tinfoil?

[JaceSan]

I don't really have a problem with aliens abducting people. I just wish they'd keep them instead of bringing them back.

[Neophobic Man]

Does anyone else find it easier to just tin foil your entire living space and inside your car and office cubicle, rather than relying on JUST the hat...?

[Exotic Ginger]

So I'm assuming everyone here is wearing a thought screen helmut?

[JaceSan]

I traded mine for a crack rock.

[erisesoteric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Gem F:
So I'm assuming everyone here is wearing a thought screen helmut?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You betcha. No thoughts gettin' into THIS head.

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[Chaos Butterfly]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Neophobic Man:
Does anyone else find it easier to just tin foil your entire living space and inside your car and office cubicle, rather than relying on JUST the hat...?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


With such concentrations of tinfoil I've found that it attracts Tinfoil Termites and they can be a real bastard to get rid of. It also doesn't impress the boss when they've eaten his lunch.

Now that I have added a super protective layer of tinfoil to my thoughtwave helmet it no longer co-ordinates well with my pyjamas.

Hey, Thoughtwave helmet,
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